I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!”

I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!” 

But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one. 

What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.

But now I can cut peppers really well.
So there’s that.