"A man must do what he can to brace against the shit of a simple day.": May 2016

Tuesday 31 May 2016

Love at first sight is dangerous.

Fictional idea

Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.

Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millenia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1

Monday 30 May 2016

when two gay men have sex

Saturday 28 May 2016

Get it in writing

everything is so great

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato. sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

just saying

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

Friday 27 May 2016

dont let twitter make you think...

school isnt important
its okay to be rude to your parents
its normal to hate everyone
self harm and suicide are romantic or great
being rude is cute
being a female who hits or yells at your boyfriend is woman empowerment
depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful
grades arent important
education isnt important
university isnt important
smoking is cool
drugs are cool

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you?

I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.

Thursday 26 May 2016

i’m not ready

i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready

medusa, trying to turn you to stone

Medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “Melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. you don’t even remember the stone thing until later.

stop belittling women

The fact that a woman who appreciates herself and loves every inch of her body and her mind is perceived as arrogant and vain whereas a woman who struggles with self esteem issue is more or less the norm and seen as modest clearly shows how society is trying to belittle woman and trick them into thinking they somehow have to feel inadequate all the time

we are way too hard on ourselves.

Read this! You’re wonderful!

I need help.

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

Randomz

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.