One of the best jokes i have come across

John wanted to buy a motorcycle.

He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a "for sale" sign on it.

The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.

It's shiny and in mint condition.

He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

"Well, it's quite simple," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain", and
he hands John a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Liza, invites him over to meet her parents.

Naturally, they take the bike there.

Just before they enter the house, Liza stops him and says,
'I have to tell you something about my family.

'When we eat dinner, we don't talk.
In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.

'No problem,' he says… And in they go.

John is shocked.
Right in the middle of the Living Room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks. Dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, John decides to take advantage of the situation.

He leans over and kisses Liza.
No one says a word so he reaches over and fondles her.
Again nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and takes her, right there in front of her Parents.

His Girlfriend is a little flustered, her Dad is obviously livid and her Mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her Mum. She's got a great body too.
John grabs Mum, pulls down her pants, and turns her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table.

John sits down exhausted.

His Girlfriend is furious, her Dad is boiling, & Mum is beaming from ear to ear.
But still....Total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of Thunder, and it starts to
Rain.

John remembers his Bike, so he pulls the Jar of Vaseline from his Pocket.

Suddenly the Father stands up and shouts. "I'll do the dishes"!!